The program is called DELPART.COM, and it's only 771 bytes. The part LordSmack conveniently left out was I told him to disconnect his Windows drive and leave only his Linux drive attached. DELPART kills everything on every drive.
Here’s my dumb story (kinda long): The dumb part is in bold
While attending a LordSmack LAN party, my girlfriend was bitten by a mosquito or a spider or some kind of angry insect. The next day she had a nice bump on her foot, we put some medicine on her foot and didn’t think much about it. The next day we’re at work and she shows up at my cubical with a foot the size of a watermelon. It was HUGE! “We’re going to the emergency room right now!” I said. She didn’t seem bothered by it, but I think the allergic reaction was affecting her mind.
Anyhooo, before we take off for the emergency room, I wanted to stop by our apartment and pick up her medical papers (she keeps everything in a neat little folder inside her desk). So we get to our apartment, I jump out of the car and run up stairs. She stays downstairs with the car running. I run into the apartment, grab the paper work, and head out. I get to the front door and the lock is jammed. I fiddle with the knob but it won’t budge. I’M FRIGGIN TRAPPED!!
When I ran into the apartment, I accidentally slammed the door shut
, which caused the doorknob to become lodged into the lock position. Kicking and hitting the knob for 5 minutes had no affect. So I called my mom and told her all of the above. I told her I was planning to jump out of the window and take my girlfriend to the hospital. So I asked her to tell my dad to come over and watch the apartment and make sure no one breaks in (I was going to leave the window cracked open so I could crawl back inside if needed). So I hang up the phone, jump out the window, and race to the emergency room. Some how, God only knows, my mom heard “someone broke into my apartment and broke the door lock, my girlfriend was hurt and I needed to take her to the emergency room”. Ugggg......... and that’s only half the story.